NINE word women use

(1) Fine : This the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour . Five minutes is only five minutes . If you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house .

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something , and you should be on your toes . Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine .

(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare , not permission . . Don't Do It !

(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word , but is a non - verbal statement often misunderstood by men . A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing . ( Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing )

(6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man . That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistakes . .

(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint . Just say you're welcome . ( I want to add in a clause here . this is true , unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all . DO NOT say "you're welcome" , that will bring on a 'whatever')

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way off saying piss off !

(9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this os something that a woman has told a man to do severals times, but is now doing herself . This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3 .

thanks to MEZ for a great topic <3